and I blame this on 2 things.

1) Teachers for being twats

2) Myself for having such a short temper

Well halfway through my lesson, I'm called into a meeting with the Head of the Campus about my attendance, and missing 1 week of college is apparently the end of the world.

Of course, the arrogant twat completely ignores the fact that I had a swine flu vaccine, and that I feel like shit most of the time because of my condition.

Then he rambles on about some nonsense saying how the college's poor old receptionist recieves at least 30 phone calls some mornings about people calling in sick. Boo fucking hoo, my sister who used to be a receptionist recieved at least 50 phone calls an hour where she worked.

He tells me I'm meant to tell my tutor if I'm sick, and the only way to do that is BY PHONING RECEPTION TO PASS ON THE MESSAGE TO THE TUTOR. Again, ignorant prick ignores me when I say it's not my fault when the staff aren't doing their fucking job.

So then by that point, I felt like disemboweling him so I just stormed out and went back to the class. Grabbed my bag, explained what happened to my classmates and went to leave.

But my teacher for the lesson came back, and said that the Head of Campus wants me to see him again, because I MUST APOLOGISE, and that he said he was BEING SYMPATHETIC TOWARDS ME.

After trying in vain to explain that no way in hell was I apologising to such a big headed son of a bitch who was in no way sympathetic at all, I told them that they might as well suspend me because I didn't give a shit, and that I needed a break from the place.

As I left, my teacher decides to turn into a sarcastic bitch, waves her hand and shouts 'Ta-ra then', to which I reply, 'Oh fuck off'.

So now I'm here, writing this story for anyone that may care a little tiny bit, and contemplating about whether I should actually go back after Christmas, or un-enrol from my course and apply for the same course in another college.

so yeah, kind of overdue for a new post I think.

Anyway, Christmas is coming up soon. It'll feel like just another day to me, but hey, free presents are cool. Speaking of presents, I have no idea what I want, plus this is the first year I have to buy presents for my family D:

Also these:

Modern Warfare 2 is amazing.

Assassin's Creed 2 is actually quite good.

I just beat Uncharted 2 on Crushing. I am happy.

I just went and spoiled the Modern Warfare 2 story for myself.

Stupid move to be honest. Campaign is so much better than MW1, and almost as epic as Uncharted 2.

Oh well. I blame the French and the Yanks for leaking the videos, and myself for not resisting the temptation.

:(

Uncharted 2 = Game of the Year 2009

even Modern Warfare 2 will not beat it (in my opinion). unless the multiplayer is really 100000x times more awesome (and balanced for that matter) than MW1 and more fun than Uncharted 2's multiplayer, and the single player campaign is somehow more epic than Uncharted 2, then it will be MW2 = GotY 2009

and i'm sorry if this post doesn't make sense at all and is hard to understand, i'm really tired and i felt like it was time for a new post

First of all,

THANK YOU COUSIN FOR THE BIRTHDAY THREAD <3

And doberman, if you're reading this for whatever reason, then I hope you had a good birthday! :3

feels strange being 17. I had about £60, I'm having FIFA 10 on Friday as a late birthday gift, and I had a LOT of chocolate :D

EDIT: FIFA 10 sucks. It's got all the problems of FIFA 08, but the game is somehow more annoying.

EDIT NUMBER 2: got myself a PS3 Slim and a free copy of FIFA 10 (which I already have on 360) for £235. Uncharted 2 beta is awesome.

so my sister just had to have an emergency caesarean.

she had a boy, his name is Connor, and he weighed 8 pound 11oz. that means he is a massive baby in case you're wondering.

so yeah, I'm an uncle again. fuck.

EDIT: i got ODST today. good game, but it feels like it lacks something. the campaign is short though (yes Maciek, you were right) but it's barely longer than Call of Juarez 2.

when something malfunctions and stops working.

Case in point, my PS3.

Earlier today, I got the yellow light of death which makes me very angry.

It's pitiful how today's games consoles can barely last 2 or 3 years, yet a console like the SNES or Sega Mega Drive can last over 12 years and counting without any problems.

EDIT: at the time of writing which is 9:18pm on September 21st, my sister has just entered labour, I'll be an uncle again sometime soon guys :o

also Halo 3 ODST didn't arrive today, but the Sgt. Johnson code did. wtf.

damn these past 2 days have gone fast.

college lessons really do make the day go faster.

only things i hate are breaktimes. yes, seriously, there is nothing to do at all.

having a 2 hour lunch break on thursday is pretty sweet though, me and my friends just catch a bus back to our hometown and go to McDonalds for food before going back to college.

Key Skills is boring though, all we're gonna do is make boring presentations and speeches, and learn how to talk properly to someone over the phone >:(

first day of college sucked.

to make a long story short, I was very tired and very hungry, I had to fill an endless number of forms, my classmates are awesome (and most girls in my class are sexy :3), we had the shortest tour of a buildling EVER, had some boring 30 minute assembly thing which i almost fell asleep in, the prices of hamburgers in one eaterie thingy up the road from the college is disgusting, and I learned that trying to catch a bus home whilst competing for a place on the bloody thing with 300 other people is a pain in the arse

fuck paragraphs, i'm tired and i want to sleep, but i can't knowing that the same shit will happen again tomorrow

GOODNIGHT

SECOND DAY:

the day went quicker, i noticed that some girl in my class has huge tits, i went to a fair in which i got pens and keyrings and stuff, and had to create some shitty powerpoint presentation

the proper work starts tomorrow and I get Mondays and Wednesdays off! having a 2 hour lunch break on Thursdays is pretty cool too

GOODNIGHT

so I enrolled into college last week.

turns out the C I earned in ICT only counts as a half mark because I took the short ICT course. bastards.

no worries though, I'm only in the course below the one I wanted to get into, and one extra year in college doesn't bother me. I'm in the BTEC First Diploma ICT Practitioners Course by the way.

plus I get £60 a fortnight with three £100 bonuses a year. <3 EMA

I'm due to be an uncle next week D:

also 20 days until Halo 3 ODST, 26 until my birthday. I CANNOT WAIT.

and that's about it.